Overheard in DC #1

A group of GW students were huddled around a table at Subway..

a young guy said: "I watched that Twilight"

a girl responds: "Is in it amazing?".

He responds : "ya - I decided while watching that if I had to be gay...that I would be one of those closeted ones in high school....one of those ones that is really, I mean really into sports... that 10 years later that go wow - that guy was gay? "

Then the whole table agreed: "ya, for sure."